Does sending him flirty texts to make him laugh (and get his motor running) get you through the day with a smile on your face?
If so, you’re going to love our big list of funny flirty texts.
Read on below and explore over 100 text messages to make him laugh!
Flirty Text To Make Him Laugh
Making a guy laugh isn’t always the easiest thing to do (especially a sexy and charming man who’s heard it all before).
But, armed with the right funny texts, with a bit of flirtatiousness to them (outright or implied), you’re sure to score.
Here are our picks for the best funny and flirty text messages (broken down by section for your convenience):
Innocent But Flirty Funny Texts
Use his full name in a joke, or in a flirty message with a steamy tone
Say something to him that is more sensual than you normally would
Tease the guy with some information that you know makes them horny
Ask him way more personal questions than you normally would
Mention sexual position/things that you like to do (or want to try) briefly, but in a nonchalant manner
Make him believe that you are much busier than you really are
Reveal more sexual facts and embarrassing stories about yourself little by little over time
Wait a while before you return the guy’s messages, don’t answer quickly by any means
Ask him a super innocent but obviously flirty question like “how’s it hanging?” or “what’s up?”
Ask them to come to scoop you up and save you from your pathetic homelife
Send the guy a silly cartoon picture of your favorite animal and tell him it’s your imaginary friend
Build up some competition going with the guy over something fun and innocent
Deeply debate a playful topic with them as if it were a genuinely serious issue
Playfully tease the guy a little bit, concerning their name, job, or something else personal
Ask the guy if they miss you, then ask them to further explain how much in detail
Tell them what sort of stuff you’d like to do on your next date (or first date)
Flirty Messages Filled With a Personal Touch
You and I together make things really hard… and I like that a lot
You remind me of my next boyfriend, isn’t that interesting?
I can’t believe I’m telling you this but talking to you is always the highlight of my day
I bet if you were a triangle you’d be an acute one
How do you feel about my appearance? Do you like the way I look? My friends want to know…
I’ve dreamt about you every single night this week, and have no idea why I am telling you!
I wanted to write you a poem that explains my feelings at the moment, here it goes: violets are red, roses are blue, I get horny just thinking of you.
I’d love you even more on the days that end with “y” if it were possible… but it’s not. I already love you the most.
I don’t want anybody else when I got your body (insert name here into the song lyric here)
I’m surely not good at photography, but I can picture us together
Just got home from Walmart with a new mattress, come over asap
Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? I’m asking for a friend…
You’re absolutely gorgeous, but that smile is the most radiant by far
Has anyone ever told you that if you were a vegetable, you’d be a really cute cumber?
I never really believed in such a thing as love at first sight, until BLAM I saw you
Why hello there, Mister. Do you happen to be from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see
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Every time you come around, everyone else instantly disappears… are you a magician?
I’ve had a ton of naughty thoughts about you today, Mister man… wanna hear some of the best ones?
I just know that if you were a new song, you’d be the hottest single out right now
Romantic Funny Texts
I tried to write you something really romantic, but I couldn’t the message in the box
Are you related to Google? You are everything I’m searching for
Whatever Gods made you were seriously showing off, and I’m a big fan
Do you believe in love in the first text, or should I text you a few hundred more times?
I just want you to know that you’re my favorite distraction of all times
Are you free for the rest of your life, Mister? Because I sure am
Can you send me a selfie? I’d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year
Are you related to Siri? You auto-complete me
Ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone, baby
Without you here, baby, my heart feels like it is on lockdown
I wish I was a cat so I could spend all nine of my lives with you
I think I’m addicted to you… and I feel like I desperately need a fix right now
I love getting to know you and everything that goes on inside your head
I’m in bed and so cold. Sure wish I had a big warm strong cuddle buddy…
I know we just saw each other last night, but I miss you like crazy already
I’m always counting all of the little seconds till I see you again…. does that mean I miss you?
Let me ask you something serious: on a scale of one to America… how free are you tonight?
You are my sunshine. I think of you and my day is brighter
I just want you to know that I cherish all the memories we have together, but it’s time we make some more
Flirty Texts Centered Around Your Non-Existent Love Life (and Song Lyrics)
Hello, Mister, would you be interested in exploring some sexual positions and a few emotional investments?
There’s this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow and I play it on repeat
Your love is better than my favorite ice cream (up until now, eating ice cream was my idea of love)
When you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while (including me)
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?
I know you live at home with your parents, so call me when there’s no one else there
You and me, we should be dancing in your sheets, my sheets, or some damn sheets
I’ll be your baby tonight (and whatever else you want me to be)
And, smart too? Oh, you’re my new boo! I love my men to be intelligent and sexy
Some people call it a one-night stand, but we can call it an every-night-we-can stand
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you’re in the world
You’re so contagious. I can’t take it. Have my baby, let’s just make it
In my head, we’re already together
Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name
I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers, I’d like to check you for ticks
I miss the feeling of you missing me
At last…my love has come along. My lonely days are over. And life is like a song
Way, way down inside, I’m gonna give you every inch of my love
You’re the key to my peace of mind
I wish that every kiss was never-ending
Take me to your heart, for it’s there that I belong
Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am home again
I’m all strung out, my heart is fried. I just can’t get you off my mind
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other lover
Victoria’s Secret / Private Runway Show/ Sexy Texts
I’m feeling soo thirsty… and, oh yeah! …isn’t your body mostly made of water? -smile-
I’ve been so busy today I’m going crazy… Do you wanna drop by and distract me?
Texting back and forth is fine and dandy, but when can I lay my eyes on those muscles in person?
If people came with a warning label, what would be printed on yours?
I really can’t wait to be by your side again soon. Or would you prefer me to be on top? … I like both, by the way!
Looking forward to you seeing me tonight… ha
I’ve been thinking about you … and it’s been far and away from PG. -wink wink-
Even over text, you’re so adorable I just want to pinch your cheeks and fug the crap out of you
Do you prefer the bigger spoon or the little one? Asking for a friend… you know?
I’ve already been thinking about you non-stop, and it’s only 8 am
Would you prefer that I wear a really short skirt tonight or a really really short skirt?
Well, aren’t you just so damn charming? Just thinking of you puts a smile on my face
Do you wait for the woman to make the first move?
I can think of one way I’d really like to make my day better, and it involves you and …me on all fours
If only you could this sexy outfit I’m wearing right now… you’d see that I’m lying because there is no dress (and I’m texting you while naked)
Congratulations, young padawan. You have reached a level cap! Now brace yourself, for I’ll no longer restrain from unleashing my true power upon thee when I see thou next!
I had a vivid dream about you last night …and I woke up sticky
I could text with you all night long… *cough cough* among other things….
I promise you this: I’ll always be by your side… except when I’m underneath you or on top of you (but, you don’t mind, right?)
I still have that big goofy smile you put on my face last night, Mister… and I still smell like you too
I really wish I were there in the morning to hit the snooze button on your alarm clock… and then hit all of your buttons -devil face-
I just had a serious revelation: my bed is always so much more comfortable when you are in it… so why aren’t you?
I can never sleep… and my muscles hurt… I blame you for all of that -wink wink-
Good morning! I just read some news that said caffeine may boost libido levels… do you happen to want to come over for a cup of joe? 🙂
I dare you to take a hot selfie in your sexiest outfit and send it to me right meow
I dare you to be in my bed, naked and waiting for me when I get home today
Just thinking about all the steamy fun we could have if you were at my house, or I was at yours (I dare you to drop whatever you’re doing and come over)
I dare you to send me a selfie pic of your favorite body part… nude… then delete it (so I have the only copy)
I dare you to pick a type of food for me to eat off your body… and then make me a really full plate
If you kiss me tonight, I’m not going to be responsible for whatever happens next (I dare you to kiss me and find out)
I dare you to send a pic of yourself in your favorite pair of underwear, right meow
How Do You Make Someone Smile Over Text?
Making someone smile over text isn’t the hardest trick in the book. When it’s a guy you’re trying to make smile, or laugh, just send him a few selfies of yourself making faces. It’s sure to do the trick. Other messages to make someone smile could focus on something you know they are passionate about (or find humorous).
How Can I Make My boyfriend Blush Over Text?
Do you want to make your boyfriend blush, right now? Lift your shift, snap a selfie, and hit send. Do you want to turn his face from blushed to beet red, or purple? Drop your britches, snap a selfie containing the goods “down there” and fire it off. Forget blushing, his whole world will be rocked.
Is a Dare a Good Way To Flirt Through Text With a Guy?
A flirty dare text is a perfect way to flirt with a guy you really like. Guys by nature can’t refuse a dare, so just make sure that you pick the right ones. Unless he’s really not good with the opposite sex, he’ll pick up right away that you’re flirting with him. Where things lead is up to you both.
What Are the Best Funny Things To Say In Flirty Texts
The best funny things to mention in flirty texts depend on the recipient, and your relationship with the person. Sometimes just mentioning a single word about an inside joke you share is enough, others, you may need to send hilarious texts to get your crush’s attention.
What Are Some Hot N Sweet But Funny and Flirty Texts?
The list above contains plenty of hot n sweet but still funny and obviously flirty text message options. If you can’t find the perfect one, check out our 101+ Spicy Dares For Him post!
Are Dad Jokes A Way To Flirt With Guys Who Have Kids?
Generally speaking, dad jokes are a great way to get into a guy’s heart (if he has kids and is a dad). That said, not all guys like to be reminded that they are a dad (if they don’t have custody of their children – or they feel like being a “dad” cramps their style of makes them look/feel “old”).
What Is My Boyfriend’s Idea of”Flirty Texts”
Your boyfriend’s idea of flirty texts and yours may not be eye to eye, especially if it involves the language being expressed between you and other guys than himself. Most guys are pretty protective, and/or jealous. So, ladies… pick your battles carefully.
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