75+ Freaky Texts and Freaky Messages to Send

Freaky texts and freaky messages to send are hysterical to read and a great way to spice up your texting.

Here are a bunch of real freaky text exchanges, plus the absolute best ones ready for you to copy, paste, and send.

Freaky Texts

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Freaky Messages

If you are looking for a freaky message to send, here you go 🙂

  • I had the naughtiest dream last night, you were lucky you had a safe word 😉
  • Not sure if I like the view better on top or beneath you.
  • Just got a new mirror above my bed, can’t wait to see your reflection 😉
  • I’m touching myself thinking about you touching yourself 😉
  • I scheduled you in for my full body cavity massage.
  • Can you guess the color panties I’m going to stuff into your mouth tonight? 
  • Ordering edible underwear, what’s your favorite flavor?
  • Thought of you and got a tingler down below, thank you 😉
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, there’s nothing more I want, than to taste you.

A gentleman puts it in a ladies mouth when he is soft.

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Freaky Text Messages

  • I’ve thought long and hard about you being long and hard 😉
  • Are you opposed to having sex in a restaurant bathroom?
  • I’m getting ready for tonight, just cleaned my ball gag.
  • I want to do very bad things to you 😉
  • What is your most sensitive body part? You pick, I lick!
  • Is it bad to have an oral fixation?
  • I’ve been thinking about what I am going to do to you in bed.
  • I owe my good night sleep to you, for wearing me out.
  • I had a dream where you tied me up and had your way with me.

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Freaky Texts to Send

  • I love the way I taste on your body.
  • Let me bang the stress out of you!
  • You look very beautiful from behind
  • I love it when you put me in compromising positions
  • My favorite sport is muff diving
  • Spank me till I’m beet red!
  • Let’s make love “50 Shades” style
  • Lean back, and let me know when I’ve found your G spot
  • Too horny to sleep, too tired to hump.

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Freaky Couple Text Messages

  • How far away are you? Trying to hold out, I’m about to cum.
  • Shall we have sex before or after our date?
  • Haven’t showered yet, I still smell you on me!
  • After my nap I am going to sit on your face
  • I love kissing, caressing, and choking you

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Freaky Texts for Crush

Here are some freaky messages to send to your crush.

  • You look exquisite with me inside of you
  • Get on all fours and beg for it!
  • Wear your seatbelt while riding my face, it’s the law.
  • Allow my tongue to express how much I love you
  • I have the dirtiest thoughts, prepare yourself 😉
  • From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to rail you 
  • What is the attire? Can I wear my crotchless panties
  • Do you prefer in your mouth or all over your chest?
  • Been thinking about you all day, between my legs

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More Info: Psychology Today

Conclusion

Hope you enjoyed all these amazing freaky texts. Consider your relationship with the person and make sure it is appropriate when sending any of these freaky text messages.

Do not send the freakiest text right away. Start with a mild freaky text for her or him. Wait for a positive response before sending another freaky text to her or him.

Matt Furman
Matt Furman

Hi, I’m Matt, the proud owner of Connection Copilot. I live in NYC and I’m passionate about all things dating. With a bachelor's degree in psychology, a professional coaching certification, and over 20 years of experience as a top tier dating coach, I've had the privilege of guiding and empowering thousands of individuals on their journey to meaningful connections.

I was born in New York and have never left. Having immersed myself in the fast-paced dating scene of New York City, learning as I go, I have gained much wisdom through experience. Consider me your trusted companion in your quest for love.