110+ Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh – Best of the Best

Flirty texts to make him laugh are perfect to send when you want to heat things up and drive a guy crazy. They are hard to come up with.

Here are the absolute best flirty messages for him ready for you to copy, paste, and send.

Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh

  1. You spend so much time on my mind, I should charge you rent 😉
  2. Sweet dreams, I hope to see you there 😉
  3. Kiss me if I’m wrong, I think you are in love with me.
  4. Violets aren’t red, roses aren’t blue, I can’t do anything without thinking of you.
  5. The only thing you’re allowed to wear tonight is me.
  6. Thinking of you makes me smile so hard, my cheeks hurt 🍑
  7. Just so you know, you’re my favorite thing to do ❤️
  8. I love the way your lips feel against mine.

Flirty Jokes to Make Him Laugh 

  1. I feel like one lucky girl to have a guy like you in my life.
  2. Kissing is my love language, let’s start a conversation 😘
  3. I wish I was a cat so I could spend all nine lives with you.
  4. I’ve been having naughty thoughts, and it’s all your fault 😈
  5. You’re body is a Wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  6. If you were a new song, you’d be the hottest single out.
  7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  8. Are you a bank loan…cause you’ve got my interest!
  9. I just bought a new mattress, wanna come over an help break it in.
  10. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.
  11. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

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Naughty Texts to Make Him Laugh

  1. Do you believe in love at first text, or should I message again?
  2. You know what my shirt’s made of…100% girlfriend material!
  3. Your legs must be tired, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  4. I’m addicted to you, and desperately need a fix right now.
  5. Happiness starts with an “H” yet mine starts with U.
  6. Imagine I am right there with you, in the bed, guess what I’d like to do 😉
  7. True or False – I cannot stop thinking about you.
  8. Good afternoon to the most handsome man in the world!
  9. When I see a message from you my heart skips a beat.
  10. Thinking of you makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
  11. You look so handsome today! But then again, you always do…

Dirty Text to Make Him Laugh

  1. Are you a 45° angle, cause you are a-cutie!
  2. Do you miss me already?
  3. Thank you for making every day so special.
  4. You’re such a good kisser, I’m looking forward to my next lesson.
  5. I don’t usually text a guy this early in the day, yet I couldn’t wait any longer.
  6. You’re so cute when you laugh, I’ve been looking up jokes all day.
  7. Thank you for always making me feel so special and loved.
  8. You’re so hot I can’t even put it into words.
  9. You make me feel a certain way no one has ever made me feel before 🌹
  10. I can’t stop blushing every time I get a text from you. 
  11. I remember our first kiss like it was yesterday.
  12. Every time I see your name pop up on my phone butterflies appear in my stomach.

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Dirty Messages to Make Him Laugh

  1. Don’t work too hard today, you may need some energy for later 😉
  2. Guess what I’m not wearing today 😉
  3. When are you free so we can have some fun together 😉
  4. I woke up in the middle of a dream about you last night, you need to finish what we started 😉
  5. I can’t say out loud what I want to do with you.
  6. I can’t get you out of my mind, please remove the spell you put on me.
  7. Are you as good a kisser as I think you are?
  8. Please explain to me why you have to be so darn adorable!
  9. You are smart, sexy, and all mine.
  10. I’m so mad at you – I was busy imagining being with you and went the complete wrong way.
  11. Hurry up and finish your work, tonight you are all mine.

How to Make a Guy Laugh Really Hard over Text

  1. I can’t wait to be curled up next to you.
  2. Guess where my favorite place on earth is…in your arms.
  3. Thinking about you… just because ❤️
  4. I can’t get over how hot you are 😉
  5. Been thinking about our last date…and our next one.
  6. True or False – I thought about you in the shower.
  7. Every time I close my eyes, I imagine you on top of me.
  8. I can’t fall asleep, I have too much energy. Want to help me burn some?
  9. Still wearing the smile you gave me… and not much else 😉
  10. Been practicing yoga, I have to show you my flexibility.

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Sassy Flirty Texts

  1. I have been very naughty and might need a spanking 😈
  2. I’m ready for bed, and hoping to get your opinion on my outfit. Btw, I sleep naked 😉
  3. I’m single, interested, and available this weekend 😋
  4. I hope you have a license, cause you drive me wild ❤️
  5. I wish I could bottle your scent so I could smell it everyday.
  6. Is it ok if I send you a pic in my new lingerie and get your opinion?
  7. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send a blizzard 😘
  8. I’m so excited to cook for you later
  9. How is it that you are smart, sexy, and can make me laugh?
  10. My body needs to be warmed up, wanna come over?

Dirty Messages to Make Him Laugh

  1. Your assignment is to find the most sensitive part of my body.
  2. I just got out of the shower, I’m all wet 💦
  3. I need to be held tight when I watch a scary movie. Wanna watch one later?
  4. I’m not sure why I can’t keep my hands to myself when with you.
  5. I would do anything if you were here right now.
  6. You have to make up for missed kisses when I see you.
  7. Thank you for being so amazing, I don’t know what I’d do without you.
  8. I like feeling the way I feel with you.
  9. My friends are jealous that I found someone so special.
  10. I’m not sure if I prefer you on top of me or underneath 💋
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Random Things to Text Your Boyfriend to Make Him Laugh

  1. Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
  2. I’m wearing a bow and nothing else, do you wanna come over and unwrap me?
  3. I’m making dinner for you tonight, then serving myself for dessert 😉
  4. Should I wear my red thong tonight or no panties at all?
  5. I cannot wait to wake up next to you every day.
  6. I prefer kissing you rather than missing you 😘
  7. You’re the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep at night 💤
  8. Why is it you still give me butterflies?
  9. All the love songs in the world couldn’t describe how I feel about you.
  10. I look forward to hearing your voice every day.
  11. True or False – I woke up wanting you.

Hot Flirty Texts for Him

  1. I think I’m falling for you, hope you’re ready to catch me.
  2. Was just listening to a song that reminds me of you.
  3. Guess what I’m thinking about doing right now (hint – it involves you)
  4. You are the best part of my day.
  5. It’s been too long since I’ve seen you, we need to change that.
  6. I need to wake up next to you, so I start my day off smiling.
  7. I have a craving, and you’re the only one who can satisfy it.
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How to Make a Guy Laugh Really Hard Over Text

  1. I changed your name in my contacts to the ghost emoji cause you’re my boo 👻
  2. I should see a cardiologist, my heart skips a beat every time you text me.
  3. You are under arrest for stealing my heart.
  4. I may have to go to the doctor…I hurt my foot falling for you
  5. I wanted to make you smile by sending something cute, yet I couldn’t fit in your mailbox.
  6. You’re hotter than my buns after 30 seconds in the microwave 🔥🔥
  7. Making out can burns calories, want to help me get my cardio in later?
  8. You, me, no clothes allowed. How does that sound?
  9. I’m peanut butter and you’re jelly. Let’s make a messy sandwich later.
  10. I wish I was a band-aid so I could be pressed against you all the time.
  11. You’re like a book at the library, I wanna check you out.

What’s the Best Time to Send Flirty Texts for Him?

According to experts, the best time to send a guy a flirty text is when everything is going well and the conversation is positive, and you want to heat things up.

All the right flirt words have been weaved into these teasing texts.

More Info: Psychology Today


Hope you will try out these fun flirty texts for him. I have had a lot of success and so will you. You might even become a great text flirt!

Good luck with these flirty texts to make him laugh.

Matt Furman
Matt Furman

Hi, I’m Matt, the proud owner of Connection Copilot. I live in NYC and I’m passionate about all things dating. With a bachelor's degree in psychology, a professional coaching certification, and over 20 years of experience as a top tier dating coach, I've had the privilege of guiding and empowering thousands of individuals on their journey to meaningful connections.

I was born in New York and have never left. Having immersed myself in the fast-paced dating scene of New York City, learning as I go, I have gained much wisdom through experience. Consider me your trusted companion in your quest for love.

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