25 Witty Texts For Her Amusment

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Looking for some genuinely witty texts to keep her amused?

Read on below and explore these 25 options!

Witty Texts for Her

  • You know, baby, you make things REALLY hard for me… I love it
  • Hey… you remind me of somebody… oh, yeah, that’s it! My next and last girlfriend
  • I dream about you every single night, I don’t know how to make it stop
  • No matter how hard I focus, one thought of you and I am completely distracted
  • If I could be any animal, I would choose to be a cat so I could spend nine lives in a row with you
  • You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy every single day, that’s why my clouds are never gray
  • You’re my lover, best friend, and the coolest person I know *hands you a cookie*
  • Every minute that we’re apart I’m counting the seconds until I see you again
  • I’m addicted to your style girl, I’d do or give you anything to be your king
  • You’re a queen, and I’m a king… are you thinking what I’m thinking?
  • I hate spending time without you… it always feels like such a waste
  • Last night was so amazing that I haven’t stopped smiling yet… what about you?
  • I fantasize about going to sleep and waking up beside you
  • Is it just me… or was EVERY love song written about you? They all remind me of you
  • You make me want to be a better man… it’s the strangest thing because I am already pretty damn great
  • I believe my soul would miss you, even if we never had the chance to meet up in this lifetime
  • How did you slip past the pearly gates and get out of heaven, Angel?
  • It’s so hard to see you leave, babe… but, it’s so damn lovely to watch you walk away
  • Your smile gives me the same sense of awe that I get when I look up at the stars in the night sky
  • No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to stop thinking about you
  • Ever since we met, my life has become dedicated to you
  • You’ll always be mine, and I’ll always be yours… until the end of time
  • You are totally my dreamgirl… so I must be living the dream!
  • You are the first thing I think of when I open my eyes every day, and it gives me purpose
  • You are the last thing I see in my mind’s eye before I drift off to sleep each night, and it gives me hope for the future