Looking for some genuinely witty texts to keep her amused?
Read on below and explore these 25 options!
Witty Texts for Her
- You know, baby, you make things REALLY hard for me… I love it
- Hey… you remind me of somebody… oh, yeah, that’s it! My next and last girlfriend
- I dream about you every single night, I don’t know how to make it stop
- No matter how hard I focus, one thought of you and I am completely distracted
- If I could be any animal, I would choose to be a cat so I could spend nine lives in a row with you
- You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy every single day, that’s why my clouds are never gray
- You’re my lover, best friend, and the coolest person I know *hands you a cookie*
- Every minute that we’re apart I’m counting the seconds until I see you again
- I’m addicted to your style girl, I’d do or give you anything to be your king
- You’re a queen, and I’m a king… are you thinking what I’m thinking?
- I hate spending time without you… it always feels like such a waste
- Last night was so amazing that I haven’t stopped smiling yet… what about you?
- I fantasize about going to sleep and waking up beside you
- Is it just me… or was EVERY love song written about you? They all remind me of you
- You make me want to be a better man… it’s the strangest thing because I am already pretty damn great
- I believe my soul would miss you, even if we never had the chance to meet up in this lifetime
- How did you slip past the pearly gates and get out of heaven, Angel?
- It’s so hard to see you leave, babe… but, it’s so damn lovely to watch you walk away
- Your smile gives me the same sense of awe that I get when I look up at the stars in the night sky
- No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to stop thinking about you
- Ever since we met, my life has become dedicated to you
- You’ll always be mine, and I’ll always be yours… until the end of time
- You are totally my dreamgirl… so I must be living the dream!
- You are the first thing I think of when I open my eyes every day, and it gives me purpose
- You are the last thing I see in my mind’s eye before I drift off to sleep each night, and it gives me hope for the future
My name is Jenny and I love helping people with their relationships. I believe a few simple tips can help people massively improve their communication skills with their partners and really express themselves. Thanks for visiting!