101 Flirty Goodnight Texts for Him

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It’s easy to get his attention during the waking hours, but if you’re like me, you want your man thinking about you ALL the time – even after you’ve checked out for the night!

Looking for a perfect goodnight text that keeps your man pining after you even after you’ve gone to sleep? Scroll down for a list of flirty lil texts that you can send to your man. You’ll make him wish you were awake to give him more!

Flirty Goodnight Texts for Him

1. “Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite. That’s my job! ;)”
2. “Goodnight, handsome man. Sleep well so you have lots of energy for me tomorrow.”
3. “I wish you were right here next to me in bed… naked.”
4. “This bed feels so cold without you. Wish you were here to help me warm it up.”
5. “How come I’m all the way over here and you’re all the way over there? One of us is in the wrong place.”
6. “I wish you had your strong arms wrapped around me right now. Probably for the best though, your embrace would do the opposite of lull me to sleep.”

lying in her bed texting

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7. “Hey, have I ever told you that I sleep naked? Welp, night night!”
8. “I’m having trouble falling asleep. Ugh, I wish you were here. You always know how to tucker me out ;)”
9. “I can’t fall asleep without your strong, warm body pressed up against me.”
10. “Sleep tight, handsome. If you dream a naughty dream of me, I wanna hear all about it tomorrow.”
11. “1 you, 1 me, 1 bed, no clothes. My favorite bedtime story. Too bad I can’t have it today.”
12. “I wish I could fall asleep with my head on your bare chest, listening to your heart beat.”
13. “Get over here and take your shirt off. I’m craving a little skin-to-skin contact to help me fall asleep.”
14. “Goodnight, babe. Pleasant dreams! And to help you have pleasant dreams, I just wanted to tell you that I’m laying in bed naked right now. Night!”
15. “I cannot stop thinking about how sexy you are. Goodnight, my handsome man.”
16. “I want you to think about me before you go to sleep tonight…. sooo you better be now. Goodnight :)” (send a pic for good measure)
17. “I realized I think we’ve developed a bit of a habit. As soon as I’m in the bed, I can’t stop thinking about you.”
18. “Ugh I’m dying for you to be here right now. That’s it. I gotta stop thinking about this or I’ll never get to sleep. Goodnight ;)”
19. “Too bad you’re not here. I’m getting chilly with only my blanket to keep my naked body warm tonight. Sigh. Maybe tomorrow? Goodnight.”
20. “Thinking of you right now is driving me wild. I’ll never get to sleep at this rate. Alright that’s it – last text. Talk tomorrow :)”

smiling lady reading text messages in bed
21. “I wish I could see the look on your face when I tell you I’m craving you right now. I bet you look so cute. Oh well! Sleep tight :)”
22. “Goodnight, babe. Dream of me! I know I’ll be dreaming of you ;)”
23. “Trying to fall asleep and I can’t stop thinking about you. I know I’m gonna have a crazy dream about you tonight.”
24. “God, I’m exhausted. I must’ve been running through your mind all day, huh? 😉 goodnight.”
25. “Goodnight, babe. If you see me in your dreams tonight, remember I like the rough stuff.”
26. “You have my permission to dream the nastiest lil dreams of me tonight… and I’ll make them come true tomorrow :)”
27. “I just realized my bed is waayyy more comfortable with you in it. I’m gonna need you in it tomorrow.”
28. “I can’t go to sleep without my goodnight kiss. And my goodnight… everything else.”
29. “Alright, I want you to go to sleep now cuz I’ve got big, dirty plans for us tomorrow ;)”
30. “Hey babe, I’m having trouble sleeping. Tell me a bedtime story… and make it hot.”
31. “I wish I was in your bed right now. What would you do if I was there?”
32. “If you were here right now, I’d tucker the hell outta you. Sleeplessness wouldn’t stand a chance.”
33. “I wanna be burying my face in your pillow right now. To smell your scent! Get your mind out of the gutter 😉 sweet dreams, babe.”
34. “I’m so comfy in bed right now. The only thing that would make it better is if you were here next to me.”
35. “Goodnight, manly man. Go on and dream about all the things you’re gonna do to me tomorrow ;)”
36. “Just wanted you to know I’m thinking about you… in bed. You fill in the blanks. Sleep sweet, sexy.”
37. “Goodnight, I miss you! I hope my dreams bring you to me tonight.”

reading text messages in bed
38. “Hugging my pillow and pretending it’s you, but it’s no substitute for the real thing. Shall we plan a sleepover? ;)”
39. “I’m feeling frisky tonight. Wish you were here! Too bad for me. Sigh. Goodnight.”
40. “Hey, just in case I dream about you tonight, what would you want me to do to you?”
41. “I can’t sleep. I’m too riled up thinking about you.”
42. “You’re not too tired to text, are ya? I need a little tuckering out before bed and I was hoping we could play.”
43. “Feeling lonely and cuddling up against my pillow to fall asleep, but it’s missing all the fun parts – mainly, your wandering hands ;)”
44. “Alright, whoever has the sexier dream about the other wins. Ready, set, go!”
45. “The only thing I don’t like about sleeping is that I don’t get to spend that time with you.”
46. “Wishing you a good night and tender dreams. Extra tender.”
47. “I would sleep so much better if you were holding me tight tonight.”
48. “I wish you were here so we could sleep together… or not sleep at all.”
49. “I just wanted you to know that I’m missing you. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow :)”

young man reading in bed
50. “I can hardly sleep. You’re keeping my mind wide awake! Feeling a little… imaginative tonight ;)”
51. “Just laid down on my pillow and it smells like you and I love it. The scent won’t last forever though so I’ll need you back here tomorrow to re-up!”
52. “I’ve heard of counting sheep to fall asleep, so tonight, I’m counting all the places I want to kiss you tomorrow.”
53. “One thing my bed and I have in common is that we both feel empty without you in us.”
54. “If you were here with me, I promise I would hug and kiss you until the moment I fall asleep.”
55. “I just need one goodnight kiss to fall asleep… on the neck… and then maybe some more kisses too.”
56. “I could fall asleep so much easier if you were here with me. You make me feel so safe and warm. Goodnight, my love.”
57. “I wish my head was on your chest instead of this cold pillow.”
58. “I’m half asleep, but I had to tell you that I like you, I love you, and I can’t wait to feel you again.”
59. “If you promise to dream of me, I promise to dream of you.”
60. “All snuggled up in bed, but just FYI – there’s plenty of room for you.”
61. “Hey, babe. I just wanted to make sure you’re the last person I talk to today. I’ll text you in the morning so you’re the first person I talk to as well!”
62. “My least favorite part of my bedtime routine is texting you goodnight. I wish I could say it in person and fall asleep with you!”
63. “Not to sound too much like a postcard, but… I wish you were here [send a selfie of you in bed]”
64. “Missing my big spoon tonight.”
65. “Oh btw, I just bought a skimpy lil nightgown and I’m breaking it in tonight. Just wanted you to know! Anyway, goodnight!”

in bed reading phone text
66. “I wish you were here to help me fall asleep. Not like that, ya deviant! I just meant that your snoring is like white noise. Jk 😉 goodnight babe.”
67. “I have to fall asleep faster so we can be together sooner!”
68. “Do you know how hot you are? Hot enough to get me too riled up to fall asleep.”
69. “I’ve got a big day tomorrow. It’s a good thing I’m sleeping alone tonight – if you were here, I don’t think we’d sleep much.”
70. “I’m getting so excited about seeing you tomorrow, it’s keeping me up!”
71. “I want you all riled up for me tomorrow, soo… [send a pic of you in bed]. Goodnight!”
72. “It’s so cold in my bed! If you were here, how would you help me warm up?”
73. “You know my tiny nightshirt you like? Well… I’m wearing it. Hope you can sleep tonight knowing you’re missing out on all this!”
74. “Here’s hoping if I text you right before I fall asleep that I’ll see you in my dreams. Night night!”
75. “If I have a dream about us tonight, what would you want us to do? I’m open to suggestions!”
76. “I wish you were here so we could cuddle all night long. And by cuddle, I mean…”
77. “Falling asleep thinking about your warm hands running all over my body.”
78. “Hey babe, have a sexy dream about us tonight and tomorrow, we’ll make your dream come true.”
79. “I wish I could give you goodnight kisses all over.”

in bed happy reading messages
80. “Oh man, we have a problem. I’m in my bed, and you’re in your bed. What’re we to do about this?”
81. “I know it’s late, but what do I have to say to get you in my bed tonight? Let’s make a deal.”
82. “Hoping to catch quite a few ‘z’s tonight. But without you to take care of me, the ‘z’s will all be at the end of ‘bzzzzzzzzzzz’.”
83. “You are on my mind all day. And from the way I’ve been dreaming about you lately, you’re on my mind all night too!”
84. “Wearing your tee to bed tonight. It smells like you :)”
85. “My toes are getting cold. I need your big, warm body wrapped around me.”
86. “You are in my heart, my mind, all of my days, and soon, you’ll be in my dreams.”
87. “I hope you’ll be dreaming of me tonight. I know I’ll be dreaming of you ;)”
88. “Ugh, I can’t sleep. If you can’t sleep too, maybe we should try sleeping together.”
89. “I hope your dreams have you waking up with a cheeky little smile in the morning.”
90. “Until we can spend the night together in person, I suppose a goodnight text will have to do. But my appetite can’t be satiated this way for long.”
91. “I am literally blushing while falling asleep cuz I can’t stop thinking about you!”
92. “Alright, I can’t fall asleep and it’s all your fault. You’re getting me all excited. So I need you to fix it 🙂 tell me a bedtime story.”
93. “I can’t stand that we have to spend the nights apart. That’s why I’m always dreaming of you.”
94. “I’m trying to fall asleep, but I miss the feeling of your body pressed up against me. Sleepover tomorrow?”
95. “Sending you virtual hugs and kisses goodnight that you can cash in for real ones tomorrow.”
96. “If my life was a movie, I’d fast forward all the parts where we weren’t together to get to the good stuff. I guess the real-life version of that is sleeping, so goodnight!”

in bed happy looking phone messages
97. “I want you to be the first person I talk to in the morning and the last person I talk to every night.”
98. “Goodnight, babe. I just wanted you to know that you’re in my thoughts! And hint hint, they’re the opposite of clean…”
99. “I don’t wanna close my eyes knowing I won’t hear from you for 8 hours. We’ll have to talk extra all day tomorrow to make up for it.”
100. “If I close my eyes, I can almost feel you with me. Goodnight, my love. I’ll be dreaming of you!”
101. “Trying to fall asleep thinking of you, but my mind keeps going to naughty places. I’m just gonna roll with it 😉 goodnight, babe. See you in my dreams!”